Dang-It's-Awful Dirigible Plum Tide-Pod Toffee

Dang-It's-Awful Dirigible Plum is one of the edible Tide-Pod Toffee flavors. They are designed to taste like dirigible plums and focus your attention away from the cursed images. They also contain holy water to purify you after seeing cursed images.

We are told these taste absolutely disgusting and are only recommended if you don't have a sense of smell or taste. Don't worry, we are 99.99% sure they are not harmful.